HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

Ever wondered where are you in India?

Here are some simple tips~

Scenario 1 :

Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in PUNJAB

Scenario 3 :

Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI.

Scenario 4 :

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.

That's AHEMDABAD

Scenario 5 :

Two guys fighting and a third guy comes along then a forth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 6 :

Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says " don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else ."

That's KERALA

Scenario 7 :

Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.

You are at GOA

Last Scenario :

Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.

You are definitely in BANGALORE :D

Before Wedding vs After Wedding

After Engagement
He: yes, i waited so long for this.
She:Do you want me to leave?
He:No don’t even think of it
She: did you Love me?
He:Yes, i did,I’m doing & i’ll do
She:Did u ever cheat me?
He:I’ll die then doing it.
She:Will u kiss me?
He:Surely, that is my pleasure
She:Will u hurt me?
He:No way, I’m not such kind of person
She:Can i trust u?
He:Yes
She:Oh Dear
To know After Wedding
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Physics

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out.

“To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”

The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor continued.

“Physics saves lives,” he said, “because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”