HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

Ever wondered where are you in India?

Here are some simple tips~

Scenario 1 :

Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in PUNJAB

Scenario 3 :

Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI.

Scenario 4 :

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.

That's AHEMDABAD

Scenario 5 :

Two guys fighting and a third guy comes along then a forth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 6 :

Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says " don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else ."

That's KERALA

Scenario 7 :

Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.

You are at GOA

Last Scenario :

Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.

You are definitely in BANGALORE :D