HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

Ever wondered where are you in India?

Here are some simple tips~

Scenario 1 :

Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in PUNJAB

Scenario 3 :

Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI.

Scenario 4 :

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.

That's AHEMDABAD

Scenario 5 :

Two guys fighting and a third guy comes along then a forth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 6 :

Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says " don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else ."

That's KERALA

Scenario 7 :

Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.

You are at GOA

Last Scenario :

Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.

You are definitely in BANGALORE :D

Life as it is...

On the first day, God created the dog and said,

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" :|

So God agreed

On the second day, God created the monkey and said,

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty- year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform.

How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" ;)

And God agreed

On the third day, God created the cow and said,

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.

For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" :)

And God agreed again

On the fourth day, God created humans and said,

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.

For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?":D

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it.";)

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.\m/

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family :P

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren :D

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone :P :D

Life has now been explained ! ♥ ;)

 

Just a Small Inspiration

" Dont tell me the sky's the limit..
becoz there's footprints on the moon "

AlbertEinstein could only start talking when he was 4 years old.

IsaacNewton was labeled wont have a bright future,ended up being the man of physics.

Thomas Edison was a slow learner in school,ended up being the man of lights.

F.W.Woolworth was not allowed to serve customers, Now Woolworth is the best brand in UK.

WaltDisney was fired by editors due to lack of imagination&ideas,ended up Walt Disney Cartoons are screened worldwide!

So never underestimate your talent cause one day you might own the world ..

I don't want to live in your world of denial because I live in my own world of reality, truth and faithfulness!


P/s:
A self reminder

My life...

 As much as I force myself not to even think about it, there something strange and mysterious about the way you make me feel attracted to you..

A feeling so strong I think I might lose my mind trying to control myself from losing my heart..

Its not your fault...Its just me and my madness over you..

The best part is you'll be always be the secret I'll never reveal...

Dedicated to
~ Thair Satham ~